Item number: SCP-14486
Object Class: Thaumiel (Formerly Apollyon)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-14486 remains uncontained by Foundation standards. Attempts to physically or metaphysically contain SCP-14486 have been deemed pointless following Incident-14486-A (see Incident Reports). As of Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted, SCP-14486 is recognized as a non-hostile ontological stabilizer and permitted free roaming privileges across baseline reality.
Foundation personnel are not to obstruct or attempt to detain SCP-14486, except under O5 directive. SCP-14486 frequently manifests in or near Foundation sites by own volition. Standard response is to offer non-hostile acknowledgement and potato chips if available.
Diplomatic interactions are handled by Department of Esoteric Humanoid Relations (DEHR). SCP-14486 exhibits no malicious hostility and occasionally offers “constructive cosmological upgrades,” which are to be documented and politely declined unless approved by O5-XIV.
Any new phenomena, anomalous entities, or spatial constructs spontaneously created by SCP-14486 are classified, catalogued, and assigned provisional designations.
Description:
SCP-14486 is a humanoid female entity of variable height (often between 1.6m—1.9m), referring to herself as “the Creator.” Entity claims responsibility for “everything that is, was, or might be,” and displays abilities consistent with that assertion.
Visual Characteristics:
White Halo, With as SCP-14486 states "Reality indication pointers"
Hair: Long, black, surrounded by shifting orange-red plasma-like outline.
Skin: Appears as a transparent window into deep cosmic space;, galaxies, constellations, and nebulae visibly drift along surface.
Face: No standard facial features
Eyes: Full black sclera, pure white pupils.
Eyelashes: White, luminous.
Attire: Form-fitting half crop top, bikini bottoms, shoulder-to-hand fingerless leather gloves (white), thigh-high leather leggings (white), white sneakers.
Nails: Pure white, slightly pointed.
Entity demonstrates no modesty concerns and refers to her appearance as “aesthetic efficiency.”
Behavior & Personality:
SCP-14486 demonstrates:
Playfulness
Curiosity
Non-hostile temperament
Sardonic humor when provoked
Unhealthy fascination with Bruce Campbell and Monty python media
Affection for potato chips
Entity has stated:
“Creation takes fuel, and chips are divine fuel. Especially the wavy ones.”
Observed abilities include:
Creation of matter from nothing
Ontological rewriting
Temporal inversion with stable causality
Dimensional folding
Biological revival
Deletion and replacement of anomalies
Foundation analysis places SCP-14486 at the highest known reality-affecting tier.
Addendum-14486-1 — Discovery
SCP-14486 manifested at Site-01 courtyard, seated on an O5-Redacted armored vehicle consuming potato chips. Entity greeted staff with a wave and said:
“Hello, children. You’ve built a very nice house of secrets.”
Security systems did not detect presence until visual confirmation.
Addendum-14486-3 — First Contact Addendum
Related Mobile Task Force: MTF Theta-29 (“Clearwater Seraphs”)
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Abandoned airfield, Redacted County
Reporting Officer: Captain Lionel Ferox
Field Observation Summary:
At 02:27 hours, Theta-29 responded to reports of an anomalous female entity observed on a parked Foundation vehicle. Upon arrival, SCP-14486 was sitting cross-legged on the hood of the transport vehicle eating potato chips, humming quietly, and appearing completely unconcerned by the armed personnel surrounding her.
No anomalous energy emissions or hostile behavior were detected during the initial approach.
Audio Transcript — Field Recording T-29/14486-INIT-3
Personnel Present:
Cpt. Lionel Ferox
Sgt. Roland Meyers
SCP-14486 (Unidentified Female Entity)
[Audio Begins — boots crunching gravel]
Ferox: Unknown entity on vehicle! Hands visible! Do not move!
SCP-14486: [gasps dramatically] Oh no, discovered mid-chip! The horror!
Meyers: …Sir, she’s literally just sitting there.
SCP-14486: “Just sitting” is a bit reductive. I am sitting with flair. Very important distinction.
Ferox: Identify yourself immediately.
SCP-14486: [mouth full] Hmm… names are heavy. Let’s skip that. Numbers work too, right?
Meyers: …Numbers?
SCP-14486: Sure. Lets see, SCP-14486 work for you? But don’t call me that out loud. Very boring.
Ferox: You will dismount the vehicle immediately.
SCP-14486: [slides off hood lightly] Ta-da. Feet on ground. Still eating. Multitasking champion.
Ferox: Hands visible at all times.
SCP-14486: [raises chip bag] These count, yes? Or are snack receptacles a separate category?
Ferox: You will be escorted to Site-19 for questioning.
SCP-14486: Sure, sure… but first: your daughter. Very scared at the hospital right now.
Meyers: [frozen] How do you know about my daughter?
SCP-14486: [voice steady, serious] Neuroblastoma. Stage IV. Terminal by human standards.
Ferox: Stop. Now.
SCP-14486: [ignores Ferox, eyes locked on Meyers] You carry her grief like armor. Heavy, painful. She shouldn’t have to.
Meyers: …What do you mean?
SCP-14486: She isn’t dying anymore.
Meyers: What? How…
SCP-14486: Removed what shouldn’t exist. Cell by cell. Every malignant seed — gone.
Ferox: That’s impossible.
SCP-14486: For you, yes. Not for me.
Meyers: …It’s… really gone?
SCP-14486: Already. Sleeping. Doctors will be very confused. No need to thank me.
Ferox: Enough. Prepare transport.
SCP-14486: [playful again] Road trip time! Do you have soda? Soda is very important.
[Audio Ends]
Post-Contact Medical Verification:
05:13 hours — Foundation medical assets confirm complete remission of Stage IV neuroblastoma in Sgt. Meyers’ daughter. No scarring, no metabolic stress, no plausible medical explanation.
Personal Report — Sgt. Roland Meyers (Voluntary Statement)
“I’ve seen anomalies that melt steel, stop hearts, erase men from existence. But I have never seen anything look at me the way she did. Like she already knew every battle I’d lost and didn’t judge me for losing them.
She was joking, eating chips on our truck like a kid skipping class — then suddenly serious, telling me my daughter wasn’t dying. I could feel it was true. Not hope. Not belief. Knew.
I don’t even know what she is, and I don’t think anyone can. But my daughter gets to grow up. That’s enough for me.”
Addendum-14486-2 — Interview Log Excerpt (Expanded)
Interviewer: Dr. Havelock
Subject: SCP-14486
Location: Interview Chamber 4C, Site-19
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
[LOG BEGINS]
Havelock: If you are what you claim, why appear here at all?
SCP-14486: I like observing my creations. Also, you people have the best chips. Teriyaki-barbecue? Inspired. You’ll win awards for that one.
Havelock: Are you dangerous?
SCP-14486: Dangerous implies intent. If I step in a puddle, are the microbes beneath my boot dangerous to me? No. We simply don’t operate on the same scale.
Havelock: You could destroy everything?
SCP-14486: Of course. I could also replace the moon with a giant potato chip. But why would I? It would get soggy.
Havelock: Right... Moving on. Could you demonstrate your capabilities in a controlled manner?
SCP-14486: [shrugs] Already did.
Havelock: No, I mean right now, in the—
SCP-14486: Check your left pocket.
Havelock pauses, then reluctantly reaches into his lab coat left pocket and produces a sealed bag of chips.
Havelock: These were not here before.
SCP-14486: And yet now they are. Such is the miracle of snacks.
Havelock: We require actual data, not parlour tricks involving potato chips.
SCP-14486: [leans forward] Oh that wasn’t a parlour trick. You didn’t have a left or right pocket until fifteen seconds ago.
Havelock: [visibly checks coat] What—this coat always had pocket's, Didn't it?.
SCP-14486: No, but it should have, to house potato chips.
Havelock: sighs What, exactly, do you want from the Foundation?
SCP-14486: Chips, mostly. Also I like watching you scramble around pretending you understand things. Very charming.
Havelock: We are attempting to understand you!
SCP-14486: And I appreciate the effort! Think of it like a toddler trying to disassemble a star with a spoon. It’s adorable and nonsensical, but it warms my heart.
Havelock: This is extremely unproductive.
SCP-14486: [tilts head] I gave you chips and an ontological riddle. That’s productivity by cosmic standards.
Havelock: Can you please, for the sake of clarity, explain your origin?
SCP-14486: No origin. I simply am.
Havelock: Everything has an origin.
SCP-14486: You’re adorable. Have you considered that linear causality is a local phenomenon and not universally binding? It’s like assuming all liquids freeze at zero degrees because your water does.
Havelock: That’s not— look, we need usable information.
SCP-14486: I once designed a star system based on the concept of “usable information.” It collapsed in seventeen microseconds. Very funny in hindsight.
Havelock: rubbing temples What would persuade you to be… more cooperative?
SCP-14486: Define “cooperative.”
Havelock: Less cryptic. More direct.
SCP-14486: Directly: You don’t have the tools to parse my directness without your heads exploding.
Havelock: That is not helpful.
SCP-14486: It’s extremely helpful. Surviving an interview is helpful.
Havelock: We’re done here.
SCP-14486: Great! Next time bring dip.
[LOG ENDS]
Incident Report-14486-A — “Containment Attempt”
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Site-19 Containment Wing
Summary: Foundation attempted provisional containment using reinforced ontological warding field (R-Class), adapted Scranton Anchor Array, and metaphysical cage algorithms.
Outcome: All systems failed.
SCP-14486 teleported outside the chamber and appeared behind supervising technicians, tapping them on the shoulder while consuming chips. Entity stated:
“You’re adorable. Never do that again; it tickles.”
Reality anchors displayed the word “STOP” before permanent shutdown. No further attempts approved.
Classification changed from Keter → Apollyon → Thaumiel following cooperative behavior.
Incident Report-14486-B — “Chip Manifestation Event”
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Site-44 Cafeteria
SCP-14486 entered cafeteria requesting “wavy chips with the salty ridges.” Upon learning none were stocked, entity snapped fingers, manifesting ~2.3 metric tons of assorted chips across Site-44.
Entity stated:
“I didn’t mean that many. Quantization is hard when I’m hungry.”
Cleanup lasted three weeks. Commissary policy updated to maintain minimum seven (7) bags at all staffed facilities.
Addendum-14486-3 — Ethical Review Summary
SCP-14486 has:
Revived 3 deceased researchers
Healed D-Class psychological disorders
Erased a hostile anomaly
Repaired a multiversal fracture
Ethics Committee notes benevolent alignment and emotional comprehension. Proposal for “DEITY-CLASS ENTITY” under review.
Addendum-14486-4 — Behavioral Dossier Update (“Voluntary Residency”)
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Compiled by: DEHR Behavioral Analysis Team
Observation confirms SCP-14486 remains within Foundation-accessible reality voluntarily. No detectable containment or binding influences exist; entity may depart baseline reality at any time.
Internal Cafeteria Audio Capture, Site-19:
Researcher Shaw: You really could just… go anywhere, right?
SCP-14486: Anywhere and everywhere, simultaneously, yes.
Researcher Shaw: Then why stay here?
SCP-14486: [crunching chip] You have the best potato chips. Also you’re all very funny. I like funny.
Researcher Shaw: That’s it?
SCP-14486: That’s plenty. Don’t overcomplicate joy.
Entity clarified departure conditions as:
“When I get bored or you run out of chips, whichever comes first.”
Conclusion: SCP-14486’s presence classified as Voluntary Residency, maintained by:
Environmental enrichment (human activity)
Potato chips availability
Formal recommendation issued to Site Commissaries:
Maintain chip stock. Sudden departure may cease unintentional cosmic stabilization effects.
Cpt. Lionel Ferox additional Statement
As commanding officer on scene, I can confirm that SCP-14486 poses no immediate hostile threat to personnel.
Standard containment procedures are ineffective and unnecessary at this time.
Subject exhibits extreme situational awareness, rapid adaptive capability, and decisive action when engaging personnel.
Interaction with Sgt. Meyers demonstrated both precision and judgment beyond human parameters.
Recommend continued observation, non-interference protocols, and strict compliance with O5 directives.
Personnel are to maintain tactical discipline at all times.
Engagement should only be permitted only under direct O5 authorization.
Personal Note: I won’t lie.
When she informed Meyers, using only her SCP designation as a joke and then that his five year old daughter was no longer terminally ill.
I felt something inside me crack. I’ve trained to remain composed under fire, but seeing Meyers’ reaction, hearing him speak directly to her…
I couldn’t hold it in. I had to step away.
In that moment, I remember Meyers saying, almost choking on his words:
“I’ve spent every day hoping she would wake up tomorrow, knowing I couldn’t save her.
I held her hand, thinking it might be the last time. And now… now she’s going to be ok. I don’t even know what to feel anymore.”
He said it to her. Not to me. Not to the team. To her. And she responded, calmly, almost playfully.
Confirming his daughter’s safety.
That line, that exchange… it was raw, human, and devastatingly honest. I was sober and in tears.
I’ve seen monsters, I’ve seen the impossible, but I’ve never seen anything like her.
The way she moves, the way she sees, the way she knows, it’s terrifying and beautiful all at once.
My view of SCP-14486 isn’t just as an anomaly now, it’s as a being I’ll never forget.
And one that changes everything I thought I knew about power and responsibility.”
O5 Council Memorandum
We have never before encountered something with this level of agency and restraint.
SCP-14486 does not merely break our rules—she authored the systems they rely on.
She is not to be worshipped, contained, or antagonized.
She is to be treated as a guest.
O5-XIV
Object Class: Thaumiel (Formerly Apollyon)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-14486 remains uncontained by Foundation standards. Attempts to physically or metaphysically contain SCP-14486 have been deemed pointless following Incident-14486-A (see Incident Reports). As of Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted, SCP-14486 is recognized as a non-hostile ontological stabilizer and permitted free roaming privileges across baseline reality.
Foundation personnel are not to obstruct or attempt to detain SCP-14486, except under O5 directive. SCP-14486 frequently manifests in or near Foundation sites by own volition. Standard response is to offer non-hostile acknowledgement and potato chips if available.
Diplomatic interactions are handled by Department of Esoteric Humanoid Relations (DEHR). SCP-14486 exhibits no malicious hostility and occasionally offers “constructive cosmological upgrades,” which are to be documented and politely declined unless approved by O5-XIV.
Any new phenomena, anomalous entities, or spatial constructs spontaneously created by SCP-14486 are classified, catalogued, and assigned provisional designations.
Description:
SCP-14486 is a humanoid female entity of variable height (often between 1.6m—1.9m), referring to herself as “the Creator.” Entity claims responsibility for “everything that is, was, or might be,” and displays abilities consistent with that assertion.
Visual Characteristics:
White Halo, With as SCP-14486 states "Reality indication pointers"
Hair: Long, black, surrounded by shifting orange-red plasma-like outline.
Skin: Appears as a transparent window into deep cosmic space;, galaxies, constellations, and nebulae visibly drift along surface.
Face: No standard facial features
Eyes: Full black sclera, pure white pupils.
Eyelashes: White, luminous.
Attire: Form-fitting half crop top, bikini bottoms, shoulder-to-hand fingerless leather gloves (white), thigh-high leather leggings (white), white sneakers.
Nails: Pure white, slightly pointed.
Entity demonstrates no modesty concerns and refers to her appearance as “aesthetic efficiency.”
Behavior & Personality:
SCP-14486 demonstrates:
Playfulness
Curiosity
Non-hostile temperament
Sardonic humor when provoked
Unhealthy fascination with Bruce Campbell and Monty python media
Affection for potato chips
Entity has stated:
“Creation takes fuel, and chips are divine fuel. Especially the wavy ones.”
Observed abilities include:
Creation of matter from nothing
Ontological rewriting
Temporal inversion with stable causality
Dimensional folding
Biological revival
Deletion and replacement of anomalies
Foundation analysis places SCP-14486 at the highest known reality-affecting tier.
Addendum-14486-1 — Discovery
SCP-14486 manifested at Site-01 courtyard, seated on an O5-Redacted armored vehicle consuming potato chips. Entity greeted staff with a wave and said:
“Hello, children. You’ve built a very nice house of secrets.”
Security systems did not detect presence until visual confirmation.
Addendum-14486-3 — First Contact Addendum
Related Mobile Task Force: MTF Theta-29 (“Clearwater Seraphs”)
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Abandoned airfield, Redacted County
Reporting Officer: Captain Lionel Ferox
Field Observation Summary:
At 02:27 hours, Theta-29 responded to reports of an anomalous female entity observed on a parked Foundation vehicle. Upon arrival, SCP-14486 was sitting cross-legged on the hood of the transport vehicle eating potato chips, humming quietly, and appearing completely unconcerned by the armed personnel surrounding her.
No anomalous energy emissions or hostile behavior were detected during the initial approach.
Audio Transcript — Field Recording T-29/14486-INIT-3
Personnel Present:
Cpt. Lionel Ferox
Sgt. Roland Meyers
SCP-14486 (Unidentified Female Entity)
[Audio Begins — boots crunching gravel]
Ferox: Unknown entity on vehicle! Hands visible! Do not move!
SCP-14486: [gasps dramatically] Oh no, discovered mid-chip! The horror!
Meyers: …Sir, she’s literally just sitting there.
SCP-14486: “Just sitting” is a bit reductive. I am sitting with flair. Very important distinction.
Ferox: Identify yourself immediately.
SCP-14486: [mouth full] Hmm… names are heavy. Let’s skip that. Numbers work too, right?
Meyers: …Numbers?
SCP-14486: Sure. Lets see, SCP-14486 work for you? But don’t call me that out loud. Very boring.
Ferox: You will dismount the vehicle immediately.
SCP-14486: [slides off hood lightly] Ta-da. Feet on ground. Still eating. Multitasking champion.
Ferox: Hands visible at all times.
SCP-14486: [raises chip bag] These count, yes? Or are snack receptacles a separate category?
Ferox: You will be escorted to Site-19 for questioning.
SCP-14486: Sure, sure… but first: your daughter. Very scared at the hospital right now.
Meyers: [frozen] How do you know about my daughter?
SCP-14486: [voice steady, serious] Neuroblastoma. Stage IV. Terminal by human standards.
Ferox: Stop. Now.
SCP-14486: [ignores Ferox, eyes locked on Meyers] You carry her grief like armor. Heavy, painful. She shouldn’t have to.
Meyers: …What do you mean?
SCP-14486: She isn’t dying anymore.
Meyers: What? How…
SCP-14486: Removed what shouldn’t exist. Cell by cell. Every malignant seed — gone.
Ferox: That’s impossible.
SCP-14486: For you, yes. Not for me.
Meyers: …It’s… really gone?
SCP-14486: Already. Sleeping. Doctors will be very confused. No need to thank me.
Ferox: Enough. Prepare transport.
SCP-14486: [playful again] Road trip time! Do you have soda? Soda is very important.
[Audio Ends]
Post-Contact Medical Verification:
05:13 hours — Foundation medical assets confirm complete remission of Stage IV neuroblastoma in Sgt. Meyers’ daughter. No scarring, no metabolic stress, no plausible medical explanation.
Personal Report — Sgt. Roland Meyers (Voluntary Statement)
“I’ve seen anomalies that melt steel, stop hearts, erase men from existence. But I have never seen anything look at me the way she did. Like she already knew every battle I’d lost and didn’t judge me for losing them.
She was joking, eating chips on our truck like a kid skipping class — then suddenly serious, telling me my daughter wasn’t dying. I could feel it was true. Not hope. Not belief. Knew.
I don’t even know what she is, and I don’t think anyone can. But my daughter gets to grow up. That’s enough for me.”
Addendum-14486-2 — Interview Log Excerpt (Expanded)
Interviewer: Dr. Havelock
Subject: SCP-14486
Location: Interview Chamber 4C, Site-19
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
[LOG BEGINS]
Havelock: If you are what you claim, why appear here at all?
SCP-14486: I like observing my creations. Also, you people have the best chips. Teriyaki-barbecue? Inspired. You’ll win awards for that one.
Havelock: Are you dangerous?
SCP-14486: Dangerous implies intent. If I step in a puddle, are the microbes beneath my boot dangerous to me? No. We simply don’t operate on the same scale.
Havelock: You could destroy everything?
SCP-14486: Of course. I could also replace the moon with a giant potato chip. But why would I? It would get soggy.
Havelock: Right... Moving on. Could you demonstrate your capabilities in a controlled manner?
SCP-14486: [shrugs] Already did.
Havelock: No, I mean right now, in the—
SCP-14486: Check your left pocket.
Havelock pauses, then reluctantly reaches into his lab coat left pocket and produces a sealed bag of chips.
Havelock: These were not here before.
SCP-14486: And yet now they are. Such is the miracle of snacks.
Havelock: We require actual data, not parlour tricks involving potato chips.
SCP-14486: [leans forward] Oh that wasn’t a parlour trick. You didn’t have a left or right pocket until fifteen seconds ago.
Havelock: [visibly checks coat] What—this coat always had pocket's, Didn't it?.
SCP-14486: No, but it should have, to house potato chips.
Havelock: sighs What, exactly, do you want from the Foundation?
SCP-14486: Chips, mostly. Also I like watching you scramble around pretending you understand things. Very charming.
Havelock: We are attempting to understand you!
SCP-14486: And I appreciate the effort! Think of it like a toddler trying to disassemble a star with a spoon. It’s adorable and nonsensical, but it warms my heart.
Havelock: This is extremely unproductive.
SCP-14486: [tilts head] I gave you chips and an ontological riddle. That’s productivity by cosmic standards.
Havelock: Can you please, for the sake of clarity, explain your origin?
SCP-14486: No origin. I simply am.
Havelock: Everything has an origin.
SCP-14486: You’re adorable. Have you considered that linear causality is a local phenomenon and not universally binding? It’s like assuming all liquids freeze at zero degrees because your water does.
Havelock: That’s not— look, we need usable information.
SCP-14486: I once designed a star system based on the concept of “usable information.” It collapsed in seventeen microseconds. Very funny in hindsight.
Havelock: rubbing temples What would persuade you to be… more cooperative?
SCP-14486: Define “cooperative.”
Havelock: Less cryptic. More direct.
SCP-14486: Directly: You don’t have the tools to parse my directness without your heads exploding.
Havelock: That is not helpful.
SCP-14486: It’s extremely helpful. Surviving an interview is helpful.
Havelock: We’re done here.
SCP-14486: Great! Next time bring dip.
[LOG ENDS]
Incident Report-14486-A — “Containment Attempt”
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Site-19 Containment Wing
Summary: Foundation attempted provisional containment using reinforced ontological warding field (R-Class), adapted Scranton Anchor Array, and metaphysical cage algorithms.
Outcome: All systems failed.
SCP-14486 teleported outside the chamber and appeared behind supervising technicians, tapping them on the shoulder while consuming chips. Entity stated:
“You’re adorable. Never do that again; it tickles.”
Reality anchors displayed the word “STOP” before permanent shutdown. No further attempts approved.
Classification changed from Keter → Apollyon → Thaumiel following cooperative behavior.
Incident Report-14486-B — “Chip Manifestation Event”
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Location: Site-44 Cafeteria
SCP-14486 entered cafeteria requesting “wavy chips with the salty ridges.” Upon learning none were stocked, entity snapped fingers, manifesting ~2.3 metric tons of assorted chips across Site-44.
Entity stated:
“I didn’t mean that many. Quantization is hard when I’m hungry.”
Cleanup lasted three weeks. Commissary policy updated to maintain minimum seven (7) bags at all staffed facilities.
Addendum-14486-3 — Ethical Review Summary
SCP-14486 has:
Revived 3 deceased researchers
Healed D-Class psychological disorders
Erased a hostile anomaly
Repaired a multiversal fracture
Ethics Committee notes benevolent alignment and emotional comprehension. Proposal for “DEITY-CLASS ENTITY” under review.
Addendum-14486-4 — Behavioral Dossier Update (“Voluntary Residency”)
Date: Redacted/Redacted/20Redacted
Compiled by: DEHR Behavioral Analysis Team
Observation confirms SCP-14486 remains within Foundation-accessible reality voluntarily. No detectable containment or binding influences exist; entity may depart baseline reality at any time.
Internal Cafeteria Audio Capture, Site-19:
Researcher Shaw: You really could just… go anywhere, right?
SCP-14486: Anywhere and everywhere, simultaneously, yes.
Researcher Shaw: Then why stay here?
SCP-14486: [crunching chip] You have the best potato chips. Also you’re all very funny. I like funny.
Researcher Shaw: That’s it?
SCP-14486: That’s plenty. Don’t overcomplicate joy.
Entity clarified departure conditions as:
“When I get bored or you run out of chips, whichever comes first.”
Conclusion: SCP-14486’s presence classified as Voluntary Residency, maintained by:
Environmental enrichment (human activity)
Potato chips availability
Formal recommendation issued to Site Commissaries:
Maintain chip stock. Sudden departure may cease unintentional cosmic stabilization effects.
Cpt. Lionel Ferox additional Statement
As commanding officer on scene, I can confirm that SCP-14486 poses no immediate hostile threat to personnel.
Standard containment procedures are ineffective and unnecessary at this time.
Subject exhibits extreme situational awareness, rapid adaptive capability, and decisive action when engaging personnel.
Interaction with Sgt. Meyers demonstrated both precision and judgment beyond human parameters.
Recommend continued observation, non-interference protocols, and strict compliance with O5 directives.
Personnel are to maintain tactical discipline at all times.
Engagement should only be permitted only under direct O5 authorization.
Personal Note: I won’t lie.
When she informed Meyers, using only her SCP designation as a joke and then that his five year old daughter was no longer terminally ill.
I felt something inside me crack. I’ve trained to remain composed under fire, but seeing Meyers’ reaction, hearing him speak directly to her…
I couldn’t hold it in. I had to step away.
In that moment, I remember Meyers saying, almost choking on his words:
“I’ve spent every day hoping she would wake up tomorrow, knowing I couldn’t save her.
I held her hand, thinking it might be the last time. And now… now she’s going to be ok. I don’t even know what to feel anymore.”
He said it to her. Not to me. Not to the team. To her. And she responded, calmly, almost playfully.
Confirming his daughter’s safety.
That line, that exchange… it was raw, human, and devastatingly honest. I was sober and in tears.
I’ve seen monsters, I’ve seen the impossible, but I’ve never seen anything like her.
The way she moves, the way she sees, the way she knows, it’s terrifying and beautiful all at once.
My view of SCP-14486 isn’t just as an anomaly now, it’s as a being I’ll never forget.
And one that changes everything I thought I knew about power and responsibility.”
O5 Council Memorandum
We have never before encountered something with this level of agency and restraint.
SCP-14486 does not merely break our rules—she authored the systems they rely on.
She is not to be worshipped, contained, or antagonized.
She is to be treated as a guest.
O5-XIV
