A letter to Nintendo, two words at a time

[Cheela]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario

 

[Ranmyaku Ichi]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes"

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook

 

[trickybus]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love

 

[Ranmyaku Ichi]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious

 

[Yousef]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo

 

[Kamako]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie

 

[Yousef]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign

 

[trickybus]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure

 

[Yousef]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to

 

[Prism Red]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to add Waluigi

 

[Yousef]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to add Waluigi to Sonic

 

[Antilocal123]

Dear Nintendo ermmm Uhm plz continue feeding me slop I wuv it so much uwu I am a cute mtf puppygirl who loves Pikmin and ermm I’m so into you OwO

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

PS: We

 

[ciro64]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to add Waluigi to Sonic.

PS: We are not

 

[Yousef]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to add Waluigi to Sonic.

PS: We are not Ninja Turtles

 

[ciro64]

Dear Nintendo,

bring back Super Mario and kiss my ass and also suck my Mario Amiibo then shove some jellybeans up my mailbox. I just want Samus Aran’s sweet, sweet Amiibo collection. Tell Bowser I said “So long… Gay Luigi" and Wario "Send nudes" to my grandma's facebook. I love Miyamoto's fat, legendarily notorious Peach Amiibo. Get Reggie to sign a nondisclosure disagreement to add Waluigi to Sonic.

PS: We are not Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant