Ask Me Anything, but I'll Probably Swear More

[GardeniaSky]

Beef or chicken?

 

[Octopus]

Beef or chicken?

Chicken. I could eat chicken every day and probably not get tired of it.

 

[Anim8rDude]

@GardeniaSky lol Gardenia are you putting together a stew for the entire forum? Can we add Octopus to the hotpot?

@Octopus How many of the Canadian provinces have you set foot on? My dad was in the military so surprisingly I've seen most of it, minus the 3 territories.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

how many necks are on your guitars? i assume a lot since u have 8 arms

 

[Octopus]

@GardeniaSky lol Gardenia are you putting together a stew for the entire forum? Can we add Octopus to the hotpot?

@Octopus How many of the Canadian provinces have you set foot on? My dad was in the military so surprisingly I've seen most of it, minus the 3 territories.

I, uh, taste terrible I swear!

I've only ever been into Quebec and Ontario unfortunately, I'm not much of a traveler. I'd love to visit PEI or Newfoundland though, if I ever am able to move provinces I think I'd move there even if I would have to deal with newfies.

how many necks are on your guitars? i assume a lot since u have 8 arms

Apparently it does exist which is frightening. I don't have any multi necked ones, I'm only a singular neck kinda guy.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Is your body filled with toxins?

 

[Octopus]

Is your body filled with toxins?

Yes, I'm filled with enough toxins in my weird body to kill approximately 2.37 people per average collision with one of my tentacles. It's pretty cool.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

I, uh, taste terrible I swear!

I've only ever been into Quebec and Ontario unfortunately, I'm not much of a traveler. I'd love to visit PEI or Newfoundland though, if I ever am able to move provinces I think I'd move there even if I would have to deal with newfies.

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Apparently it does exist which is frightening. I don't have any multi necked ones, I'm only a singular neck kinda guy.

No fucking way that's HILARIOUS

 

[Yousef]

Would you fight me to the death in chess or would you rather I rant about KH

 

[Octopus]

Would you fight me to the death in chess or would you rather I rant about KH

Rant about KH, bring it I can take it. Hit me with your most wild KH take.

 

[Yousef]

Rant about KH, bring it I can take it. Hit me with your most wild KH take.

Kingdom hearts 1 is fucking terrible and I don’t know how so many people have gaslit themselves into thinking otherwise.

Chain of memories was the catalyst for the series’s downfall.

People should be allowed to skip games because what the hell do they gain by investing in ten games of nothing but pure incoherent nonesense.

“Moment to moment” my ass. If the grander picture makes no sense then who cares and of course moment to moment narrative is coherent, you only require basic linguistic skills to comprehend it, I’d hardly call that impressive.

Birth by sleep isn’t some underrated gem. It’s a torture sim.

Treasure planet shouldn’t be in this franchise and I don’t get why that’s needed.

Pirates of the Carribean (fuckin stupid ass name of a movie lol) is the best KH world.

KAIRI IS INSIDE ME.

Yes this was all one singular take. What, you expect a KH take to be coherent? FOOL.
Also if you like calamari on pizza I’m gonna contact square to make a new avengers game.

 

[Octopus]

I’m gonna contact square to make a new avengers game.

Y-you're bluffing, t-there's no way you're that sadistic. This was all fun and games, no need to do anything drastic like that.

 

[Octopus]

Y’know, this might be embarrassing to ask, but why are you called octopus? Isn’t that the same as me being called human? I mean, imagine if a human baby is born, and their legal name is “human”, wouldn’t that be a problem?

Did you get bullied at school by other octopuses? Do your octopus coworkers give you trouble for your name?
If someone is bothering you, I’ll go intimidate them. Okay I know what you’ll say. You’ll say “but you can’t speak underwater!”, that’s fine, I’ll just “blub blub blub” so hard it’ll scare them off. They tell me I have a really angry face.

What’s your favorite item from timmies?

I'm called the title Octopus with a capital O, as part of the prophecy. It's a title bestowed to only those of our kind born under grand and mystical omens, marking those of great significance. When I burst out of my tiny little egg, the waters around me glowed with arcane power and whirlpools swelled around our territory. Many innocent fish were killed as a result, but fuck those guys it was just some groupers or something no one really cared. For days afterward shrimp and tiny plankton came to offer their sacrifice to my line as they recognized the significance of this monumental birth. The Council convened quickly, and after witnessing the glowing arcane energy thing, marked me as 'Octopus' (my actual birth name is Ryzylxrylyrzyzzzxyl followed by some chittering noises the human tongue can't replicate). I am the chosen one, blessed by generations of the spirits of my kind to accomplish one great trial: to review an eclectic assortment of video games and to make snarky screenshot captions. It's my destiny as the Octopus of my kind, an Octopus amongst octopi.

Favourite timmies item; the motherfucking ice capp. It's lethal, but so good. After that probably the farmers wrap.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

Kingdom hearts 1 is fucking terrible and I don’t know how so many people have gaslit themselves into thinking otherwise.

Chain of memories was the catalyst for the series’s downfall.

People should be allowed to skip games because what the hell do they gain by investing in ten games of nothing but pure incoherent nonesense.

“Moment to moment” my ass. If the grander picture makes no sense then who cares and of course moment to moment narrative is coherent, you only require basic linguistic skills to comprehend it, I’d hardly call that impressive.

Birth by sleep isn’t some underrated gem. It’s a torture sim.

Treasure planet shouldn’t be in this franchise and I don’t get why that’s needed.

Pirates of the Carribean (fuckin stupid ass name of a movie lol) is the best KH world.

KAIRI IS INSIDE ME.

Yes this was all one singular take. What, you expect a KH take to be coherent? FOOL.
Also if you like calamari on pizza I’m gonna contact square to make a new avengers game.

Birth by sleep sux

Pirates (kh2) is awsum

Kh3 sux

Everything else u said sux

Tho I will say tbh that I only care for kh1, CoM, kh2, and 358/2 days. Everything else is meh

 

[Yousef]

Birth by sleep sux

Pirates (kh2) is awsum

Kh3 sux

Everything else u said sux

Holy cow this is a good summary of my takes. Maybe I don’t need to type a Bible each time I’m asked this (but it’s funnier)

Tho I will say tbh that I only care for kh1, CoM, kh2, and 358/2 days. Everything else is meh

Nah I getchu. My enjoyment of KH peaked at me getting the gold crown in kh2. Fuck mushroom. 8.

 

[Yousef]

DO YOU LIKE CALAMARI

 

[Octopus]

DO YOU LIKE CALAMARI

Yes, I love squid AND octopus, I eat them any chance I get it. I don't even care if saying that makes me look like a psychopath.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Octopus taste pretty good!
What is your favorite Godzilla movie?

 

[Octopus]

Octopus taste pretty good!
What is your favorite Godzilla movie?

Probably the original Godzilla v Mechagodzilla. It had the best human plot (which is important), some actual tone and atmosphere and we even see Godzilla actually bleed for the first time. I also laugh at King Caesar's song, then laugh even harder when he finally shows up for like actually 30 seconds then gets his shit rocked and runs away.

Vs. Megalon is the second runner up, and almost entirely for Jet Jaguar and the greatest drop kick ever recorded on film. The movie itself is pretty meh, but those two things almost make up for everything else.

 

[Yousef]

Who is Peter Parker