Ask Ruky anything at all!

[Ruky]

Why does every time i buy a mirror it shows me the same face??? I recently bought 2 mirrors and had to return them cause they keep showing me the same face! Am i doing something wrong? Should i buy a mirror from another store??? Help me!

I would HIGHLY recommend you smash BOTH mirrors. They're cursed. I also recommend you not buy anymore mirrors to avoid being cursed further.

 

[Octopus]

The foul demon army, 3000 warriors strong, is bearing down on you, led by Dav'ryyxyn the Horror Most Vile. He's some super spooky demon guy or something, don't worry too much about it. Maybe he looks like David Bowie, that would be kind of cool. They will be on you in 3 days. Two people approach you, and tell you that they each have an army to offer you to defend yourself from Demon David Bowie when the time comes, but for some contrived reason you can only choose one. The first guy offers you 1500 warrior ostriches; they are very mean and can kill 2 demons each, but there's a 10% chance for each ostrich to do nothing when the time comes as they're really dumb. The second guy offers you 750 catboys. They're just catboys, some of them have really nice eyes. What do you choose?

 

[Ruky]

The foul demon army, 3000 warriors strong, is bearing down on you, led by Dav'ryyxyn the Horror Most Vile. He's some super spooky demon guy or something, don't worry too much about it. Maybe he looks like David Bowie, that would be kind of cool. They will be on you in 3 days. Two people approach you, and tell you that they each have an army to offer you to defend yourself from Demon David Bowie when the time comes, but for some contrived reason you can only choose one. The first guy offers you 1500 warrior ostriches; they are very mean and can kill 2 demons each, but there's a 10% chance for each ostrich to do nothing when the time comes as they're really dumb. The second guy offers you 750 catboys. They're just catboys, some of them have really nice eyes. What do you choose?

Oh my gosh. This is the best question I have gotten on here. Lol. Thank you ♡

I am definitely choosing the ostriches. They may be stupid, but I feel they would benefit me better than the catboys. The catboys will probably look really adorable and only distract the army's men for a short time then get killed!

 

[Octopus]

Oh my gosh. This is the best question I have gotten on here. Lol. Thank you ♡

I am definitely choosing the ostriches. They may be stupid, but I feel they would benefit me better than the catboys. The catboys will probably look really adorable and only distract the army's men for a short time then get killed!

You have chosen well, your soul remains unreaped by Dav'ryyxyn the Horror Most Vile.

 

[trickybus]

The catboys should be able to ride the ostriches as mounted cavalry

 

[Prism Red]

I'm not gonna ask the feet question I'm not a degenerate, by the way, what's your favorite Tarantino movie?