Come up with a backstory for the avatar above you

[ciro64]

In this post we try to guess what the avatar from the above poster is about.

Write some crazy origin story, personality traits, world building or something. Or just write a one line post if you're lazy. If it happens to have a source material, don't bother representing it faithfully, just make some shit up.

 

[GardeniaSky]

This person sells Xanax to middle schoolers to pay for their crippling titty gacha addiction.

 

[RiskyAsh]

This person has had more nights passing out on top of a Bad Dragon than I've had good days.

 

[trickybus]

This blue-haired lady lost her left eye in a combat situation and chose to replace it with an advanced, biotech prosthetic that allows her to measures the sizes of any and all dicks within an 8-mile radius. Her primary use of this power is to win bets and free alcohol at bars.

 

[ciro64]

This is Mike Matei's character, Loco Bandito, after being forgotten by time, his creator and even death itself, being humbled and forced to confront his spitefulness, but never fully getting around to. That's when he adopted the identity Boney Bandito and started fighting for the greater good, in an attempt to redeem his past self.

 

[trickybus]

That's when he adopted the identity Boney Bandito and started fighting for the greater good, in an attempt to redeem his past self.

And to avoid getting cancelled on Twitter

 

[deebo]

^^This one makes chain-smoking look like child’s play. This one makes Revolver Ocelot look like an amateur. This one is BAD TO THE BONE

 

[tonberry]

This user challenges middle-schoolers to fistfights and deliberately leaves shopping carts in parking lots.

 

[RiskyAsh]

This guy is green, with a record of 12-31 against the police, and 21-25 versus his wife, with three No-Contests.