Another week, another goofy post about what I read that week - the wheel turns, and the cycle begins anew.
In no particular order this time!
Absolute Superman (Jason Aaron with guest artists Carmine Di Giandomenico and Ulises Arreola) has gone so much more bloody than you'd expect, while being topical and refreshingly pointed with it's criticisms of the world at large. This current arc has made a real monster out of the new version of Brainiac especially, currently tormenting and attempting to radicalize Kal-El. Here's a picture of Murder Angel Superman, because holy shit.

Uncanny X-Men (Gail Simone with artists Luciano Vecchio and Rachelle Rosenberg) leaves the other X-Men book to be the "Avengers" or quasi-military task force, and focuses instead on the team being a family to new young mutants in trouble. It's sweet, a little sappy, and extremely "set in Louisiana". (Basically an excuse for Gambit to be home and irrepressibly Cajun). It's a consistently good book about an oppressed group taking care of their own in the Deep South, and it's easily the horniest of the X-Books at present. (The more of a horny soap opera the X-Men are, the better, that's just science).
A recent issue had the teen mutants watching a new slasher film with a mutant as the villain, which was an interesting look at how stereotypes get presented and normalized in the media. Being a comic book, the actress playing the killer is *also* a psychic, and currently haunting the dreams of one our heroines as her cinematic alter-ego, Mutina. (Mutant Tina, get it?)

Cheetah & Cheshire Rob The Justice League (Greg Rucka, with art by Nicola Scott and Annette Kwok) is a heist story, if the name didn't give that away! Greg Rucka is so good at grounding comic book characters without taking them out of the genre; yes, they live in a world where people fly, but they're still
people. In this case, Cheetah and Cheshire's casual friendship/partnership is charming, a mix of old girlfriends and Clooney and Pitt from Ocean's 11. It's a slow burn so far, we're in the "assemble the crew" stage of the heist, but I'm locked in for the rest.
The "muscle" of the crew, a new (I think) character named Alya, rescuing protestors from riot police.
Ultimate X-Men (by Peach Momoko) is essentially a manga with some familiar names and concepts. It skews a bit more horror than action, and it's all gorgeous thanks to Peach Momoko. This week was an exception though, with a rumble in the streets between the newly dubbed X-Men and a cult known as the Children of the Atom. I'll be honest, the pacing is difficult for me at times, at least on a monthly basis. I'll read it all again soon and see if it hangs together better, but I'm frequently a bit lost and unsure what's going on.
(That almost doesn't matter though, when the art looks this fun).
Batman (Matt Fraction, art by Jorge Jimenez and Tomeu Morey) is a new #1 for the main Batman series, only the fourth time or so they've done that. The first issue doesn't kick off a bold new status quo or anything - it's still beholden to the current continuity, such as Vandal Savage being the Gotham Police Commissioner while Gordon is busted down to beat cop - and I've no idea where this leaves the
other on-going Batman series, as it's still telling the Hush sequel. (It's been some trash though, so I'm not terribly concerned about it).
Like most Fraction comic books, technology plays a huge part, with an emphasis on gadgets and a style choice of consistent word balloons dedicated to whatever device Bruce is using at the time, like it's promoting this stuff on QVC. That said, the actual story bucks the tech-heavy style for an abundance of human empathy, with Batman tracking down a morphing Killer Croc, who's mentally in something of a child-like state. He tracks him down without a fight, choosing to sit down and talk it out till his doctors show up. It's a nice way of showing a modern version of the character isn't too "tacti-cool", distinguishing him from a vigilante with guns and gear.
...it's not terribly original either, and feels like a low stakes version of the final episode of Justice League Unlimited specifically. Hopefully the following issues do more to stand out.

I did laugh at this though, a roving gang of dudes after women's hair shouting "Why don't you smile, baby girl?!" called The Creeps, who Batman simply hits with his car.
Alright, that's all I got in me right this second!