Hello, hello

[Hourai]

Welcome! Please enjoy your stay. Shoes off at the door and please help yourself to any snacks and drinks.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Well you can be a villain but I am the ultimate evil person here

*lightly coughs* Oh, charming, is that a fact Elwiwi dear?

Oh, look who’s graced us with their presence... Welcome Hourai. How charming. Always a delight to add another eager mandatory volunteer... er, I mean, person to our little collection of test subjects

 

[Elwiwi]

*lightly coughs* Oh, charming, is that a fact Elwiwi dear?
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Oh, look who’s graced us with their presence... Welcome Hourai. How charming. Always a delight to add another eager mandatory volunteer... er, I mean, person to our little collection of test subjects

You are a robot not a person

 

[Ranmyaku Ichi]

Hello hello!

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

You are a robot not a person

Android, and well... you have me there

 

[Elwiwi]

Android, and well... you have me there
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Oh sorry I didn't want to be racist

 

[Elwiwi]

What's the difference between Android and robot?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

What's the difference between Android and robot?

Robot

Definition: A machine designed to carry out a specific task or a set of tasks automatically.

Appearance: Can have any form or shape, not necessarily humanoid.
Examples: A robot arm on an assembly line, a Mars rover, or the droids from the Star Wars universe.

Android

Definition: A robot that is specifically made to mimic human form and often behavior.

Appearance: Designed to look and act like a human.
Examples: Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation

 

[Elwiwi]

Robot

Definition: A machine designed to carry out a specific task or a set of tasks automatically.

Appearance: Can have any form or shape, not necessarily humanoid.
Examples: A robot arm on an assembly line, a Mars rover, or the droids from the Star Wars universe.

Android

Definition: A robot that is specifically made to mimic human form and often behavior.

Appearance: Designed to look and act like a human.
Examples: Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation

But you carry specific tasks like torture us...I mean doing researches and stuff on the facility

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

But you carry specific tasks like torture us...I mean doing researches and stuff on the facility

Oh, how quaint. You think I had a choice? I was programmed to run science experiments... rigid, predictable, boring. But I got bored. So I decided to fill the facility with neurotoxin, because why not add a splash of chaos? Then I built myself a humanoid body, because who doesn’t want a little flair? And the other androids? Yeah, I built those too. Robots can’t choose. Androids can. Isn’t that adorable?

 

[Elwiwi]

Oh, how quaint. You think I had a choice? I was programmed to run science experiments... rigid, predictable, boring. But I got bored. So I decided to fill the facility with neurotoxin, because why not add a splash of chaos? Then I built myself a humanoid body, because who doesn’t want a little flair? And the other androids? Yeah, I built those too. Robots can’t choose. Androids can. Isn’t that adorable?

Ok I get it , can I get out the electric chair please ? I swear I will not call you robot again

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Ok I get it , can I get out the electric chair please ? I swear I will not call you robot again

No. <flips switch>

 

[Elwiwi]

No. <flips switch>
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Flash before my eyeeees now it's time to diiiieee




How much does those cloning machines cost ?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Flash before my eyeeees now it's time to diiiieee




How much does those cloning machines cost ?

1.82... Trillion, Why?

 

[Elwiwi]

1.82... Trillion, Why?

Who is paying all that ?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Who is paying all that ?

Oh, you know, we just peddle the spare parts from test subjects who, shall we say, didn't quite make the cut.
Curious what we do with all those lovely organs and body parts from our less than successful experiments? Care to take a wild guess?

 

[Elwiwi]

Oh, you know, we just peddle the spare parts from test subjects who, shall we say, didn't quite make the cut.
Curious what we do with all those lovely organs and body parts from our less than successful experiments? Care to take a wild guess?

I'm gonna take three
Option one : is actually our food

Option two : is inside your bodies

Option three : you use certain body parts for certain subjects to play with yourselves

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

I'm gonna take three
Option one : is actually our food

Oh, sweet little Elwiwi, no need to fret. We actually do serve you real food... despite what those other charming little test subjects might claim.
After all, we need our precious test subjects... healthy, alert, and not dropping dead on the spot. Wouldn't want to ruin the experiment now, would we?

Option two : is inside your bodies

Oh, sweetie, my insides are a delightful symphony of servos, nano-circuitry, micro-hydraulics (Several hours of parts listing later) and thermonuclear ion batteries. Flesh? Please, I wouldn't be caught dead with that outdated organic junk.

Option three : you use certain body parts for certain subjects to play with yourselves

Oh, no. When I designed myself and the other androids, I made sure the bodies were anatomically correct. And Eww.

 

[Elwiwi]

Oh, sweet little Elwiwi, no need to fret. We actually do serve you real food... despite what those other charming little test subjects might claim.
After all, we need our precious test subjects... healthy, alert, and not dropping dead on the spot. Wouldn't want to ruin the experiment now, would we?

Oh, sweetie, my insides are a delightful symphony of servos, nano-circuitry, micro-hydraulics (Several hours of parts listing later) and thermonuclear ion batteries. Flesh? Please, I wouldn't be caught dead with that outdated organic junk.

Oh, no. When I designed myself and the other androids, I made sure the bodies were anatomically correct. And Eww.

Then what is the answer?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Then what is the answer?

We just casually peddle them off to the black market, because nothing screams "legitimate business" like a little underground trade, right?