This can't be real

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Imagine being an orphan and a nice wealthy family picks a freaking rat over you. How do you recover from this?

 

[Kumahou]

I couldn't overcome such a thing, I would live the rest of my life with a deep wound in my heart, every night, I would see his fatidic, dirty smile after getting adopted over me, a real child with real problems. I would live everyday training, studying to never let other orphans suffer like me, and eventually, after forging my heart with resentment and hate, I would go out to kill every pest in the city to save little orphans of not finding the correct family only because some psychops couldn't find the difference between an animal that can survive by itself and a kid that need parenting.

I would become the... Raterminatorwoman.

(Or just an overly traumatized rat exterminator orphan that wants to sound cool, IDC)

 

[Octopus]

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

 

[bigstinkie]

i do not understand
was a child done away with for the sake of the mouse?

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

You know I think this was rated one of the worst films to watch as an adopted kid.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

i do not understand
was a child done away with for the sake of the mouse?

There was this one really bad health kid that was stuarts friend. But idk if anyone adopted him

 

[Anim8rDude]

What's with all the fascination about tiny people this September? Not that long ago someone mentioned Honey I Shrunk the Kids, then I replied with George Shrinks. And now Stuart Little? Uh huh sure. Maybe I can recover from this knowing it was done by the "co-director of Lion King".

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

You know I think this was rated one of the worst films to watch as an adopted kid.

You guys alright? Did the teacher pull out the Stuart Little VHS tape a few too many times during class? Better than watching Elf every Christmas at school.

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

You guys alright? Did the teacher pull out the Stuart Little VHS tape a few too many times during class? Better than watching Elf every Christmas at school.

Actually my teacher did sit us down to watch Seven Brides for Seven Brothers at age 9 so yeah I think something inside me went wrong a lot early on. I don't envy your Elf annual viewings, I can only endure Will Ferrell screaming so many times in my life.

 

[Octopus]

You guys alright? Did the teacher pull out the Stuart Little VHS tape a few too many times during class? Better than watching Elf every Christmas at school.

I wish I could claim I wrote that beauty, it's a briefly famous copypasta from like almost ten years ago now.

 

[Yousef]

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

This post changed my life.