Is the person in your avatar into pepsi?
Very likely so. He’s the kind of dude who’s into a lot of mainstream stuff already so I wouldn’t put it past him.
So are you my bag-man or the get away driver?
Jack of all trades, master of many.
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RAWR IM A DINOSAUR!
Me too. So is Eric.
Is there a movie that you really hated so bad that you don’t wanna see it again for the rest of your life?
Probably American beauty for the serious answer. For a jokey answer I’d go with scary movie 5.
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Is there a character you adore, yet you feel like you never have an opportunity to talk about them? If so, who is it, and why do you enjoy that character?
There’s practically zero chances of me ever bringing up Gintoki out of the blue.
What sucks is that gintama is a legitimately life changing experience. It’s a 300 episode show but they all go by in a flash cuz the pacing is so good. It doesn’t have the one piece or Naruto curse of adapting one manga chapter per episode so the pacing is really crisp.
Ah fuck, my tentacles got called out. Alright, time to lock in here; 8 questions.
Why is Batman allegedly one of your least favourite comic characters? Is it an overexposure kind of thing, or something specific?
Interestingly enough a lot of Batman media are some of my favorites. The third dark knight movie, Batman the brave and the bold, the 2022 Batman movie with the twilight actor guy, some older Batman beat ‘em up games, ADAM WEST, I love Batman as an idea, but to level with you a bit, I don’t love how he turned out.
Joker, two face and bane are just three examples of piss poor villains with potential through the sky. Bane figured out batman is Peter Parker, so he’s already really really smart but most shallow writers don’t know this and choose to write him off as a dumb meathead. It’s actually shockingly obscure knowledge to say babe is smart like you’re dropping some kinda bombshell there.
Like daddy said, Tower of Babel also plays a role here, but I wouldn’t wanna steal his points so I’ll mention my own original thoughts. See, besides untapped potential, I don’t think there’s anything out there that WONT further fuel my dislike for the guy. Kevin Conroy worship despite the existence of similarly great actors? Check. Mark hamil worship despite him being a shitty guy? Check. Bruce timm Batman worship despite Superman TAS being far superior? Triple check. I also think the Batman Arkham games… are just ok. Batman begins and its sequel are also way too cheesy. Raimi Spider-Man gets called cheesy but not Nolan? I smeeeeell hypocrisy!!!
But counter culture aside, its also that Wally, Hal, Kyle and Soups are far more interesting chars and yet BATMAN is the one who gets freed from “crossover curse” where a DC hero looks strong in their own works but look weak in team ups. For shame…
Someone kidnaps you off the street, and leaves you in an empty room with a Going-Into-Media machine. This machine will let you go into any fictional world of any type. They explain to you that in a weeks time they will return to this room and kill you in a fight which is something they are easily capable of doing. The Going-Into-Media machine will allow you to recruit two characters from any form of media to help you, and they will help you with no reservations. Who do you recruit and why? Also, the guy who kidnapped you is Batman.
I’d recruit Wally, Hal and Soups and give Batman infinite prep time to beat them only to see his ass beaten over and over. I’d recruit Kenshiro from fist of the North Star too cuz he’s a Jack of all trades, master of all.
How would you eat a chocolate cornet?
ID DEVOUR THE WHOLE THING in ONE BITE.
What do you think of this picture? Cool, huh?
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What do you think of this picture? Cool, huh?
Yeah it looks rad as hell.
What does fulfillment mean to you?
Tying up all loose ends in a story, having no physical pain or fatigue, being surrounded by friends and family, eating tons of food and listening to great music.
You can choose one kind of non-extinct animal to become fully intelligent and capable of speech enough to communicate with humans. What do you choose?
Bears no questions asked. They are adorable.
What's a favourite memory of yours that you have that you still think about or remember? You don't have to go into great personal detail, of course.
I actually want to fall in love again, as corny as this may sound. I want to re-experience the chase, the feeling of having a goal, the highs and lows, everything.
Outside of that though if we’re talking physical memories, man, gee, I got a lot to choose from. I didn’t go outside a lot due to my agoraphobia so it’s a little trickier to pick, but any time I travel or see a movie in theaters can be its own incredibly pleasant memory. Lots of life-filling experiences. Getting my first car was great, and so was finishing college.
But one specific memory… one specific memory… oh yeah! During my mid 20s was my first time properly learning how to cook chicken. Definitely a life changing experience.
you could eat three things every day for the rest of your life, what would they be?
I’d go with things I have a harder time picking. Like Sushi, Lamb and Lava Molten Cake. A bizarre selection for sure, but it means I can easily get everything else.
Outside of those I actually DO have three things I consume literally every day. Tea, water and eggs. I am rather low maintenance.