Roast the shit out of me x2 #reloaded

[GardeniaSky]

Hey you suck

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

Hey you suck

I feel roasted and humiliated, absolutely devastating

3/10 for the effort of coming here <3

 

[Prism Red]

Which type do you prefer? Pot or spit? Do you want the stick go from ass-to-mouth or mouth-to-ass?

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

Which type do you prefer? Pot or spit? Do you want the stick go from ass-to-mouth or mouth-to-ass?

this is an insult thread why you guys trying to make me horny

Ass-to-mouth because it will be easier to reach all the way through, obviously, this is common cannibalism knowledge man, who doesn't know this these days? smh

 

[GardeniaSky]

You probably don't finish your pizza crusts.

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

You probably don't finish your pizza crusts.

7/10 for making me hungry at 2am thinking about pizza + remembering how i got pissed off after knowing my cousin would throw away the pizza crusts after finishing

 

[Yousef]

You are too chicken to admit Hawaiian pizza is the best! Well, knowing you, you’d probably intentionally eat it even if you hate it, just to gross other people out.
….Yeah, ok, I still can’t come up with anything creative. I’ve missed talking to you so much, that an insult isn’t really my first instinct seeing you!

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

You are too chicken to admit Hawaiian pizza is the best! Well, knowing you, you’d probably intentionally eat it even if you hate it, just to gross other people out.
….Yeah, ok, I still can’t come up with anything creative. I’ve missed talking to you so much, that an insult isn’t really my first instinct seeing you!

You are too cute as always Yousef, nice to see you again <3

3/10 for the weak insult and for the demonstration of affection

 

[Deleted member 39]

I wanted to buy a Mirror for you but when I said it was for you the Mirror broke.
(I am not really good at that as I am not very mean spirited but I gave it my attempt)

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

I wanted to buy a Mirror for you but when I said it was for you the Mirror broke.
(I am not really good at that as I am not very mean spirited but I gave it my attempt)

 

[Yousef]

Alright, time to use my strong point; esotericism!
I bet you can’t narrate the entire story Saya no Uta story like the fake gore fraud that you are!
(It’s so hard to pretend to insult you…)

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

Alright, time to use my strong point; esotericism!
I bet you can’t narrate the entire story Saya no Uta story like the fake gore fraud that you are!
(It’s so hard to pretend to insult you…)

Actual 8/10 because i never played the VN, funny enough, i just read the whole lore separately like a book and then proceeded to look at artist cg(specially the best parts ahem) stuff i would find online
i'm a fake cute anime girls drowning in gore fan

 

[Yousef]

Actual 8/10 because i never played the VN, funny enough, i just read the whole lore separately like a book and then proceeded to look at artist cg(specially the best parts ahem) stuff i would find online
View attachment 650i'm a fake cute anime girls drowning in gore fan

Well now it’s my time to shine then! Because I’ve got you covered. Just avoid the steam version at all costs. Cuts content in an already 3-5 hour long experience. Just pirate it or get it on GOG.

Now back on topic, I’m unironically more deserving of roasts than you, because it took me all day to notice this was actually an AMA! I’m such a goof!

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

Well now it’s my time to shine then! Because I’ve got you covered. Just avoid the steam version at all costs. Cuts content in an already 3-5 hour long experience. Just pirate it or get it on GOG.

Now back on topic, I’m unironically more deserving of roasts than you, because it took me all day to notice this was actually an AMA! I’m such a goof!

This is actually a roast thread, my AMA is on the other side lmao.
Also don't even need to tell me twice to pirate shit :^)

 

[RiskyAsh]

You look like twice-warmed death. Buzzards circle your home. Everyone whose ever seen you naked kicks in to a GoFundMe to give "that fucked-up corpse" a tasteful funeral.

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

You look like twice-warmed death. Buzzards circle your home. Everyone whose ever seen you naked kicks in to a GoFundMe to give "that fucked-up corpse" a tasteful funeral.

Brilliant tasteful stuff right here
9/10 for the creativity, choice of words and for making me chuckle at the GoFundMe joke

 

[Yousef]

ALRIGHT, the chains are off!
… or so I’d think, but really, I’ll just go for another “will go over your head” insult.

You look like the kind of guy who’d right a 50 minute long rant about Shrek 3!

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

ALRIGHT, the chains are off!
… or so I’d think, but really, I’ll just go for another “will go over your head” insult.

You look like the kind of guy who’d right a 50 minute long rant about Shrek 3!

5/10 fair enough. I'm the type of person to talk too extensively about trivial things. You still need to improve your insults young one, take outside your most mean self

 

[Yousef]

5/10 fair enough. I'm the type of person to talk too extensively about trivial things. You still need to improve your insults young one, take outside your most mean self

What holds me back (besides my pathetic lack of creativity that’s consequence of me being so incredibly vanilla) is my respect and love for you. But it is due to my respect that I want to insult your pathetic virgin ass, but I know it’d make you happy. And seeing your miserable meaningless life of slob be happy fills me with nothing but utter despair and disgust! (Which is totally my 5D chess reason as to why I hold back my insults, yeah totally)

Err, back on topic, you’re such a sight for sore eyes, blind people have their visions cured! Only for them to lose them again once they see you!

Your angelic voice is so ear-grating, deaf people can’t stand to be around you!

Your sight fills people with such a sense of fear and dread, disabled people gain the ability to walk just to run away from you!

Your breath is so toxic, they model nuclear bombs after you.

Your body odor is so bad, obese people walk around you just to lose their appetite and gain no more weight.

You goon to questionable looking anime girls more times than Kim Kardatian had butt injections.

Girls in your class hate you so much they transition to guys just so you wouldn’t date them.

Global warming gets worse every time the sun sees your face.

I think this is all I can do for now. Believe me, neither do I have any clue what i just said. If I get a 2/10, it’s probably earned.
Anyways fake-hating you is so hard thank you love you bye

 

[goregoregoregoregore]

What holds me back (besides my pathetic lack of creativity that’s consequence of me being so incredibly vanilla) is my respect and love for you. But it is due to my respect that I want to insult your pathetic virgin ass, but I know it’d make you happy. And seeing your miserable meaningless life of slob be happy fills me with nothing but utter despair and disgust! (Which is totally my 5D chess reason as to why I hold back my insults, yeah totally)

Err, back on topic, you’re such a sight for sore eyes, blind people have their visions cured! Only for them to lose them again once they see you!

Your angelic voice is so ear-grating, deaf people can’t stand to be around you!

Your sight fills people with such a sense of fear and dread, disabled people gain the ability to walk just to run away from you!

Your breath is so toxic, they model nuclear bombs after you.

Your body odor is so bad, obese people walk around you just to lose their appetite and gain no more weight.

You goon to questionable looking anime girls more times than Kim Kardatian had butt injections.

Girls in your class hate you so much they transition to guys just so you wouldn’t date them.

Global warming gets worse every time the sun sees your face.

I think this is all I can do for now. Believe me, neither do I have any clue what i just said. If I get a 2/10, it’s probably earned.
Anyways fake-hating you is so hard thank you love you bye

h-holy shit 10/10 i love you get in the bed with me right the fuck now