IRL casual chatter

[Octopus]

Sounds like a typical Tuesday for Eric. I pray for you (which I’ve never done for Eric)

Can you give me a categorized list of 6 crimes Eric has done to deserve the unfortunate things that happen to him? Ranked in severity, preferably.

 

[Yousef]

Can you give me a categorized list of 6 crimes Eric has done to deserve the unfortunate things that happen to him? Ranked in severity, preferably.

Ahem


Let’s see…
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6- 2019: sneaking a copy of KH3 onto my ps4
5- 2014: installing sonic 1 and 2 on my iPhone 5
4- 2017-2024: lying to me about events that took place in persona 5 to make me not play it, and dissing dragon ball while he was at it
3- ???: insulting chicken, the height of foolishness
2- 2018: trying to remove the turkey from my Hawaiian pizza
1- 2025: drawing out a conversation long enough for me to forget to lick my ice cream, letting it melt in the 50 Celsius weather of Kuwait. Also making me forget to dip my nuggets in my ice cream, now one is cold and the other melted.

 

[Octopus]

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Let’s see…
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6- 2019: sneaking a copy of KH3 onto my ps4
5- 2014: installing sonic 1 and 2 on my iPhone 5
4- 2017-2024: lying to me about events that took place in persona 5 to make me not play it, and dissing dragon ball while he was at it
3- ???: insulting chicken, the height of foolishness
2- 2018: trying to remove the turkey from my Hawaiian pizza
1- 2025: drawing out a conversation long enough for me to forget to lick my ice cream, letting it melt in the 50 Celsius weather of Kuwait. Also making me forget to dip my nuggets in my ice cream, now one is cold and the other melted.

Okay, he deserves it. Unforgivable.

Also, turkey on Haiwaiian pizza; I thought you were cool, but now I know you're cool.

 

[Yousef]

Okay, he deserves it. Unforgivable.

Also, turkey on Haiwaiian pizza; I thought you were cool, but now I know you're cool.

Haha, I suppose it’s time for some cultural exhibition so lemme push up my nerd glasses a bit.

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Pig meat isn’t allowed where we live, Muslim society and allat, no alcoholic beverages either. So the ham slices is entirely made of turkey which is super tasty hahaha. All our ham and sausages are made of turkey, chicken or beef haha. Even things like mortadella haha. I love turkey so much. It’s delicious.
In fact Turkey is one of the most delicious things in the world any attempts to argue to the contrary will be met with severely ice cold gazes of contempt from moi. I take these matters extremely seriously, I’ll have you know.

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[Octopus]

I've also tried turkey on Hawaiian pizza instead of the ham/bacon for non-religious/cultural reasons in my case, and it was absolutely delicious. If pizza places here actually had turkey on the menu as an option, I'd get it all the time so unfortunately I only have it when I'm making the pizza, which is pretty rare since I'm both broke and lazy as hell.

 

[Ruky]

I've also tried turkey on Hawaiian pizza instead of the ham/bacon for non-religious/cultural reasons in my case, and it was absolutely delicious. If pizza places here actually had turkey on the menu as an option, I'd get it all the time so unfortunately I only have it when I'm making the pizza, which is pretty rare since I'm both broke and lazy as hell.

Pineapple is cursed on pizza. How dare you.

 

[Octopus]

Pineapple is cursed on pizza. How dare you.

You don't know what you're missing, maybe you should try it then you'll become one of us...

I'm also really weird with it, I add green olives to it if possible which is absolutely fucking delicious. You got the saltiness of the meat, the sweetness of the pineapple, and the kick of the olives.

 

[Ruky]

You don't know what you're missing, maybe you should try it then you'll become one of us...

I'm also really weird with it, I add green olives to it if possible which is absolutely fucking delicious. You got the saltiness of the meat, the sweetness of the pineapple, and the kick of the olives.

I've tried it! It's not right! I love black olives on pizza though. I have never tried green.

 

[Octopus]

I've tried it! It's not right! I love black olives on pizza though. I have never tried green.

At least you've tried black olives on pizza, I'll overlook the pineapple pizza hate for that. I love olives on pizza, but I also just love olives so it kinda makes sense.

 

[Ruky]

At least you've tried black olives on pizza, I'll overlook the pineapple pizza hate for that. I love olives on pizza, but I also just love olives so it kinda makes sense.

Absolutely. Olives are wonderful.

 

[RiskyAsh]

I've tried it! It's not right! I love black olives on pizza though. I have never tried green.

Black olives SO GOOD on pizza ohmygod

 

[Yousef]

You don't know what you're missing, maybe you should try it then you'll become one of us...

I'm also really weird with it, I add green olives to it if possible which is absolutely fucking delicious. You got the saltiness of the meat, the sweetness of the pineapple, and the kick of the olives.

This is why Canadians are better than Americans. Olives on pizza is a defacto topping over here.

 

[Octopus]

Black olives SO GOOD on pizza ohmygod

I love a good black olive pizza with some prosciutto and arugula, absolute top tier. If I'm feeling less fancy I'll just do something like black olives, steak, and red pepper or mushrooms or something.

 

[ciro64]

The house that I'm going to move to somewhat soon, which has been under construction, now has a roof! Some of these days I'm going there again to see it for myself.

 

[Yousef]

The house that I'm going to move to somewhat soon, which has been under construction, now has a roof! Some of these days I'm going there again to see it for myself.

Nice good luck